Friday, December 16, 2011
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Persian Standup Comedian David Golshan Draws Record Breaking Sold Out Crowd At The Laugh Factory
Although capacity seating at the Hollywood Laugh Factory is approximately three hundred, over four hundred and fifty fans lined up around a three block stretch of Sunset Blvd and Laural Ave. on Monday night, Dec 5th to see up and coming standup comedian, David Golshan, host "Comedy Bazzar" , the newest middle eastern themed night of standup comedy, at the Laugh Factory comedy club.
David Golshan, who's ethnicity is Iranian, religion is Jewish, and whom was born and raised in the United States, is touted as being the most candid, blunt, and controversial comedian of Persian decent.
David Golshan's guests for Middle Eastern Night included superstar comedian Russell Peters, Ahmed Ahmed, Amir Talai, & K-Von.
Those hoping to buy a last minute ticket at the door were turned away on December 5th, but will get their chance to see David host the show again, when he welcomes comedian Maz Jobrani to The Laugh Factory Hollywood on Monday, December 26th at 10pm.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Loghat Nameh
Saturday : روز جهانی ساطور
Freezer side by side: کسیکه کنار هرکی میشینه، زر مفت میزنه
Category: این گربه کدوم گوریه؟
Morphine: باید بیشتر فین کنی
Keyboard: چه کسی برنده شد؟
MissCall: دختر نا بالغ را گویند
Freezer: حرف مفت
Already: گند زدی به همش رفت
مشروبات : روبات مشهد رفته
نرگس : موجود مذکری که مرتب حدس می زند
کالسکه: هنگامی که یک اصفهانی یک میوه ی کال میخورد
مورچه خوار : خواهر مورچه. فحشی که موریانه ها به هم می دهند
مانیکور – پدیکور : دو برادر نابینا به نام مانی و پدرام
کولر:زمانی که یک لر به مکانی رفته باشد و بین ما نباشد
مهران : شخصی که در هوای مه آلود رانندگی می کند
Superman : مرد بقال
کنتس : به اصفهانی یعنی این سیگار کنت است
بیگلی بیگلی : پدربزرگ بروسلی، بزرگ خاندان لی
Diamond Ring : داییمون زنگ زد
مناجات : انواع و اقسام مونا
کره حیوانی : بیچاره ناشنواست
خاموش : موش نپخته
شیاف : او خاموشه (She Off)
مزدور : نوعی موز که در مناطق دور می روید
دیپلماتیک : فرد دیپلمه ای که ماتیک زده
واویلا : ویلایی که درش به روی همه باز است
گوگولی : فرزند بروس لی و گوگوش
Cheh looooooooooooooooooos!!!
Monday, December 12, 2011
Pari - o - Mari - PSA music video
Mashala beh in hameh bee estedadi
Omidvaram darss khoondaneh in
daneshjooyaneh daneshgaheh Cincinnati
az Pari Marishoon behtar basheh!!!
Sarah Brightman & Antonio Banderas -The Phantom Of The Opera
Cheh confidenci Mr Banderas!!!!
My favorite version
Sunday, December 11, 2011
How to make a Bow
Beh fasleh kadobandoon khosh amadin
Chand hafteh ayandeh ya kado bayad bedin
Ya kado begirin va hamishe ba yeh bow
Ziba mishe kado haro zibatar kard!!!
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Lunar Eclipse 2011
Look in the western sky Saturday morning before dawn, and if the weather is clear and you're in the right place, you will be rewarded with the last lunar eclipse of 2011.
Still, if you happen to be up, a lunar eclipse can be a quiet, refreshing experience. Depending on the atmospheric conditions where you are, the moon may turn a rich orange, or it may become hard to pick out in the sky. The reddish hue comes from sunlight that is bent by Earth's atmosphere. As happens during a vivid sunrise or sunset, most colors other than red are absorbed by the air.
From the Rocky Mountain states or the West Coast, the moon may seem larger than usual, since it will loom close to the western horizon, creating a common optical illusion, since you'll have trees or buildings to which you can compare it.
Clearer views will be from places like Hawaii, Alaska and Guam, where it will be the middle of the night, and from eastern Asia and Australia, where (remember, they're on the other side of the International Date Line) it will be Saturday evening. Earth's shadow will start to slide across the moon's face about an hour and 20 minutes before the moon becomes totally covered.
A lunar eclipse takes place when the moon, following its orbit around us, passes directly behind Earth as seen from the sun. It is the opposite of a solar eclipse, when the moon passes between the sun and Earth. Since the moon's orbit is slightly tilted, the bodies do not align perfectly during most months -- but the rules of orbital mechanics are such that in any given year, there will be at least two and no more than seven solar or lunar eclipses.
If you miss Saturday's eclipse, there will be a partial one next June 4. There will not be a total lunar eclipse again until April 15, 2014.
You do not need to be in a special place, or need special equipment, to view a lunar eclipse. All you need is a clear view of the full moon at the right time. Binoculars or a small telescope may be fun. You can experiment and take pictures, though a tripod and a long telephoto lens are essential.
NASA has posted more details on the website of its Goddard Space Flight Center.
Alas, we humans will miss some of the most spectacular views, said Robert Naeye, the editor in chief of Sky & Telescope magazine. The best place to see an eclipse of the moon, he said, is from the moon itself.
"If you were an astronaut standing on the moon and looking up, the whole picture would be clear," he said in an email. "The sun would be covered up by a dark Earth that was ringed all around with a thin, brilliant band of sunset- and sunrise-colored light -- bright enough to dimly illuminate the lunar landscape around you."
Dear Santa
Dear Santa, I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy. Friends are the fruit cake of life --- some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet, but mix them together and they're my friends. At Christmas you always hear people talking about what they want & bought. This is what I want: I want people who are sick with no cure to be able to be cured. I want children with no families to be adopted. I want people to never have to worry about food, shelter & heat. I want peace and love for everyone.
بدون جراحی و آرایش لبهایتان را برجسته کنید
اگر جزو آن دسته از خانمهایی هستید که شدیدا از مد پیروی می کنید و دوست دارید با هر تغییری آن را امتحان کنید راههای بی ضرر و بی خطر را انتخاب کنید تا علاوه بر کم هزینه بودنشان اگر گاهی پشیمان شدید راه برگشت را برای خودتان باز گذاشته باشید
برای آن دسته از عزیزانی که دوست دارند با یک روش کاملا طبیعی و موقت به سادگی به این امر برسند و حتی در صورت پشیمان شدنشان جای هیچ نگرانی برایشان نداشته باشد روش زیر را پیشنهاد می کنیم که برگرفته از یک مقاله ی علمی آرایشی در این زمینه است
یک کپسول ویتامین E را باز کنید و محتویاتش را روی لبها و اطراف دهان بمالید. این کار را قبل از خواب انجام داده و صبح بشویید. لبهای شما به طرز جالبی برآمده و متورم به نظر خواهند رسید
Friday, December 9, 2011
Thursday, December 8, 2011
"Olive" is the first full length feature film shot completely on a smart phone
Hooman Khalili's visually stunning new film project
This Will Be The World's Richest Country In 2050
Goldman has a new report out on The BRICs countries after 10 years, and how global markets will continue to evolve.
Remember, the BRICs are Brazil, Russia, India, and China -- the four countries identified 10 years ago by Goldman's Jim O'Neill as being the global growth-drivers of the next generation.
This new report discusses various themes, including the emergence of non-BRIC emerging markets, as well as a general flattening of income equality over the next several years.
Goldman also makes its prediction for what the richest economies will be in the year 2050.
The good news for the U.S.: The U.S. will remain top dog on a per-capita-GDP basis (this list does exclude some tiny countries, like the Mideast petro-kingdoms, which might actually be higher).
According to the report, China will be far and away the world's biggest economy, but on a per-capita-GDP basis, it still won't even be as rich as Mexico.
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