Friday, December 16, 2011

Ramin Karimloo - 'The Phantom of the Opera' at the Royal Albert Hall



I Luv You Keh!!!



Ramin Karimloo and Sierra Boggess performing
 'The Phantom of the Opera', as seen in
Cameron Mackintosh's unique
 and spectacular staging of Andrew Lloyd Webber's
 The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall




THOMAS ANDRES - I miss you




My life has not much time
To erase you from my mind!!!!!



Remember 'Modern Talking' the group?
Then you should remember this guy!!!!

White Eagles Music


گروه وایت ایـــگِلــز


دو نوجوون ایرانی_کانادایی که 12 سال بیشتر ندارن
ولی کار بزرگی برای ایرانمون دارن انجام میدن
کاری به نام صلح
 به زبان انگلیسی که تا 1 ماه آینده در
 mtv،viva،mpc
و.....پخش میشه




Iran brought down an American spy drone




- Good news -

 Iran brought down an American spy drone


 - Bad news -

It's not a BMW so no Iranian wants to drive it

به سلامتی اون دختری که




به سلامتی اون دختری که
نه "منتظر" میمونه کسی خوشبختش کنه
نه "اجازه" میده کسی بدبختش کنه

God gives is ....


Thursday, December 15, 2011

New freeway signs


Fire department rescues baby lion walking in Tehran highway



Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger ft. Christina Aguilera


Time Magazine’s Person of the Year 2011: The Protestor


زمانی



زمانی حرف بزن که ارزش حرفت
 بیش از ســـکوتـــت باشد

و زمانی دوست انتخاب کن که
 ارزش دوستت بیش از تنهــــاییت باشد

Persian Standup Comedian David Golshan Draws Record Breaking Sold Out Crowd At The Laugh Factory



Although capacity seating at the Hollywood Laugh Factory is approximately three hundred, over four hundred and fifty fans lined up around a three block stretch of Sunset Blvd and Laural Ave. on Monday night, Dec 5th to see up and coming standup comedian, David Golshan, host "Comedy Bazzar" , the newest middle eastern themed night of standup comedy, at the Laugh Factory comedy club.




David Golshan, who's ethnicity is Iranian, religion is Jewish, and whom was born and raised in the United States, is touted as being the most candid, blunt, and controversial comedian of Persian decent.

David Golshan's guests for Middle Eastern Night included superstar comedian Russell Peters, Ahmed Ahmed, Amir Talai, & K-Von.


Christina Shams, Laugh Factory Manager, said: " I knew from the moment I saw David's set for first time that he would be an unforgettable comic. His comedy is very dynamic and he has absolutely no problem speaking his mind- no matter how taboo or rated R the subject. I'm always interested to hear what wild thing he's going to say next! This is groundbreaking as a middle eastern comic, especially Persian. The Laugh Factory is the number one comedy brand in the world. We strive to find the best up and coming talent in the nation. David carries himself well among the industry leaders and I see great things happening for him soon."

Those hoping to buy a last minute ticket at the door were turned away on December 5th, but will get their chance to see David host the show again, when he welcomes comedian Maz Jobrani to The Laugh Factory Hollywood on Monday, December 26th at 10pm.

Shohreh - Bia ta beraghsim



Dar yeh kalameh
"Eftezah"




Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Loghat Nameh




Saturday : روز جهانی ساطور

Freezer side by side: کسیکه کنار هرکی میشینه، زر مفت میزنه

Category: این گربه کدوم گوریه؟

Morphine: باید بیشتر فین کنی

Keyboard: چه کسی برنده شد؟

MissCall: دختر نا بالغ را گویند

Freezer: حرف مفت

Already: گند زدی به همش رفت

مشروبات : روبات مشهد رفته

نرگس : موجود مذکری که مرتب حدس می زند

کالسکه: هنگامی که یک اصفهانی یک میوه ی کال میخورد

مورچه خوار : خواهر مورچه. فحشی که موریانه ها به هم می دهند

مانیکور – پدیکور : دو برادر نابینا به نام مانی و پدرام

کولر:زمانی که یک لر به مکانی رفته باشد و بین ما نباشد

مهران : شخصی که در هوای مه آلود رانندگی می کند

Superman : مرد بقال

کنتس : به اصفهانی یعنی این سیگار کنت است

بیگلی بیگلی : پدربزرگ بروسلی، بزرگ خاندان لی

Diamond Ring : داییمون زنگ زد

مناجات : انواع و اقسام مونا

کره حیوانی : بیچاره ناشنواست

خاموش : موش نپخته

شیاف : او خاموشه (She Off)

مزدور : نوعی موز که در مناطق دور می روید

دیپلماتیک : فرد دیپلمه ای که ماتیک زده

واویلا : ویلایی که درش به روی همه باز است

گوگولی : فرزند بروس لی و گوگوش


Cheh looooooooooooooooooos!!!

زندگیت



تنها اتاقی همیشه مرتبه و همه چیز سر جاش می‌مونه
 که توش زندگی نکنی

اگه زندگیت گاهی آشفته میشه و هیچی سر جاش نیست
 بدون هنوز زنده‌ای

اما اگر همیشه همه چی آرومه و تو چقدر خوشحالی
 یه فکری برای خودت بکن

تنهایی



هر چه بیشتر احساس تنهایی کنی
احتمال شروع یک رابطه احمقانه بیشتر می‌شود

شرط دل دادن



شرط دل دادن دل گرفتن است
وگرنه یکی بی دل می‌شود
و دیگری دو دل

Mohsen Yeganeh - Sokoot (Mehran Abbasi Remix)


Remix harf nadareh


Misstress Barbara- Dance me to the end of love (Thomas Schumacher rmx)


دوستانم



دلم برای بسیاری از دوستانم تنگ است
ولی می خواهم سر به تن هیچ کدامشان نباشد
چون آنها فقط نقاب یک دوست را داشتند
و خاطرات یک دوست را با خود بردند

JAZMIN


HOORAAAAAAAAAAA
Jazmjin khanoom cheh kardan

Beh in migan confidenceh kazeb!!!






Monday, December 12, 2011

Endeh arezoo



خدایا
برای خودم هیچ چیز نمی خواهم
اما به پدر و مادرم یک داماد خوب عطا بفرما

Ino jai khoondam va fekr kardam
Beenahayat bamazeh bood!!!

دلـــم میخواهد



دلـــم نه عشق آتشین میخواهد
نه دروغ های قشنگ
نه سکوت تلخ شاعرانه
 نه ادعاهای بزرگ
 نه بزرگی های پر ادعا
  دلم یک فنجان چای داغ میخواهد
 و یک دوست که بشود با او حرف زد

Pari - o - Mari - PSA music video


Mashala beh in hameh bee estedadi
Omidvaram darss khoondaneh in
daneshjooyaneh daneshgaheh Cincinnati
 az Pari Marishoon behtar basheh!!!





عشق



بـعضی وقـتا که طاقتم طاق میشه،به خـدا میگم

 خدا جونم اصلا تا حالا خـودت عاشق شدی
که اینهمه مارو سرش عذاب میدی؟

نازنین بنیادی و جورج کلونی در یک تبلیغِ تلویزیونی


Sarah Brightman & Antonio Banderas -The Phantom Of The Opera


Cheh confidenci Mr Banderas!!!!




My favorite version


Drifting Motorbike - Drift Gymkhana - Jorian Ponomareff


Sunday, December 11, 2011

How to make a Bow


Beh fasleh kadobandoon khosh amadin
Chand hafteh ayandeh ya kado bayad bedin
Ya kado begirin va hamishe ba yeh bow
Ziba mishe kado haro zibatar kard!!!






Saturday, December 10, 2011

People Are Awesome (DON'S VERSION)


Sensational


Lunar Eclipse 2011



Look in the western sky Saturday morning before dawn, and if the weather is clear and you're in the right place, you will be rewarded with the last lunar eclipse of 2011.

For just under an hour, the disk of the full moon will almost disappear, turning a dark, rusty red. The catch for Americans is that you'll miss almost everything unless you're west of the Mississippi. Totality -- when the moon is completely consumed by Earth's shadow -- begins at 6:06 a.m. Pacific time Saturday, and ends at 6:57 a.m. Even on the Pacific coast, dawn will start to brighten the sky before the eclipse is over.

Still, if you happen to be up, a lunar eclipse can be a quiet, refreshing experience. Depending on the atmospheric conditions where you are, the moon may turn a rich orange, or it may become hard to pick out in the sky. The reddish hue comes from sunlight that is bent by Earth's atmosphere. As happens during a vivid sunrise or sunset, most colors other than red are absorbed by the air.

From the Rocky Mountain states or the West Coast, the moon may seem larger than usual, since it will loom close to the western horizon, creating a common optical illusion, since you'll have trees or buildings to which you can compare it.

Clearer views will be from places like Hawaii, Alaska and Guam, where it will be the middle of the night, and from eastern Asia and Australia, where (remember, they're on the other side of the International Date Line) it will be Saturday evening. Earth's shadow will start to slide across the moon's face about an hour and 20 minutes before the moon becomes totally covered.

A lunar eclipse takes place when the moon, following its orbit around us, passes directly behind Earth as seen from the sun. It is the opposite of a solar eclipse, when the moon passes between the sun and Earth. Since the moon's orbit is slightly tilted, the bodies do not align perfectly during most months -- but the rules of orbital mechanics are such that in any given year, there will be at least two and no more than seven solar or lunar eclipses.

If you miss Saturday's eclipse, there will be a partial one next June 4. There will not be a total lunar eclipse again until April 15, 2014.

You do not need to be in a special place, or need special equipment, to view a lunar eclipse. All you need is a clear view of the full moon at the right time. Binoculars or a small telescope may be fun. You can experiment and take pictures, though a tripod and a long telephoto lens are essential.

NASA has posted more details on the website of its Goddard Space Flight Center.

Alas, we humans will miss some of the most spectacular views, said Robert Naeye, the editor in chief of Sky & Telescope magazine. The best place to see an eclipse of the moon, he said, is from the moon itself.

"If you were an astronaut standing on the moon and looking up, the whole picture would be clear," he said in an email. "The sun would be covered up by a dark Earth that was ringed all around with a thin, brilliant band of sunset- and sunrise-colored light -- bright enough to dimly illuminate the lunar landscape around you."

Moharam mourning and "Sineh Zani"for Imam Hussein in New York streets


Dear Santa




Dear Santa, I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy. Friends are the fruit cake of life --- some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet, but mix them together and they're my friends. At Christmas you always hear people talking about what they want & bought. This is what I want: I want people who are sick with no cure to be able to be cured. I want children with no families to be adopted. I want people to never have to worry about food, shelter & heat. I want peace and love for everyone.

Jennifer Aniston Voted Hottest Woman of All Time



In Amricaii ha jeddi kooran!!!

دلتنگ که شدی



دلتنگ که شدی
 پیش من بیا
کمی غصه هست
با هم می خوریم

پاییز را دوست دارم



پاییز را دوست دارم
بخاطر غریب و بی صدا آمدنش
بخاطر رنگ زرد زیبا و دیوانه کننده اش
بخاطر خش خش گوش نواز برگ هایش
بخاطر صدای نم نم باران های عاشقانه اش
بخاطر رفتن و رفتن
 و خیس شدن زیر باران های پاییزی
بخاطر بوی مست کننده خاک باران خورده کوچه ها
بخاطر غروب های نارنجی و دلگیرش
بخاطر غریبانه و بی صدا رفتنش

Sam - Eshghe Man



Eshghe Man
Ageh bargardi pisham midoonam
Ba to hamishe ashegh mimoonam

To Bia
Ageh nabashi pisham mimiram
Toro too arezooham mibinam


زندگی یه بازیه


زندگی یه بازیه و باید قواعدشو بدونی
که اگه ندونی به جای اینکه " همبازی " بقیه بشی
" اسباب بازی " شون میشی
 

ایرچ پزشکزاد ازتهران تا پاریس



بدون جراحی و آرایش لبهایتان را برجسته کنید



اگر جزو آن دسته از خانمهایی هستید که شدیدا از مد پیروی می کنید و دوست دارید با هر تغییری آن را امتحان کنید راههای بی ضرر و بی خطر را انتخاب کنید تا علاوه بر کم هزینه بودنشان اگر گاهی پشیمان شدید راه برگشت را برای خودتان باز گذاشته باشید

برای آن دسته از عزیزانی که دوست دارند با یک روش کاملا طبیعی و موقت به سادگی به این امر برسند و حتی در صورت پشیمان شدنشان جای هیچ نگرانی برایشان نداشته باشد روش زیر را پیشنهاد می کنیم که برگرفته از یک مقاله ی علمی آرایشی در این زمینه است

یک کپسول ویتامین E را باز کنید و محتویاتش را روی لبها و اطراف دهان بمالید. این کار را قبل از خواب انجام داده و صبح بشویید. لبهای شما به طرز جالبی برآمده و متورم به نظر خواهند رسید

Thursday, December 8, 2011

"Olive" is the first full length feature film shot completely on a smart phone


 Hooman Khalili's visually stunning new film project



Mashadi


دیدی که مرا هیچ کسی یاد نکرد جزغم ، که هزار آفرین برغم باد


This Will Be The World's Richest Country In 2050




Goldman has a new report out on The BRICs countries after 10 years, and how global markets will continue to evolve.

Remember, the BRICs are Brazil, Russia, India, and China -- the four countries identified 10 years ago by Goldman's Jim O'Neill as being the global growth-drivers of the next generation.

This new report discusses various themes, including the emergence of non-BRIC emerging markets, as well as a general flattening of income equality over the next several years.

Goldman also makes its prediction for what the richest economies will be in the year 2050.

The good news for the U.S.: The U.S. will remain top dog on a per-capita-GDP basis (this list does exclude some tiny countries, like the Mideast petro-kingdoms, which might actually be higher).

According to the report, China will be far and away the world's biggest economy, but on a per-capita-GDP basis, it still won't even be as rich as Mexico.

رقص تکنو لرهای دهدشت


Mashalah beh in hameh bee estedai!!

 

پخش تصاوير هواپیيماي شناسايي آمريکا از تلويزيون رژيم


Lindsay Lohan's Playboy cover leaked


گوش سنگین



یک جفت گوش سنگین میخواهم
که وقتی حرف هایم تمام شد مطمئن باشم
 که چیزی نشنیده است
تا چیزی از غرورم بماند برایم

Max Amini - HUL Zabdul with his tool



I LUV U MAX  : D

BOOSSSSSSSsssssssss


صدا رو بی خیال اعتماد بنفس را ببینین


Katrin - Besame Mucho