Wonderful Definitions

Tears

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower

is defeated by feminine waterpower

Compromise

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody

believes he got the biggest piece

Conference Room

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and

everybody disagrees later on

Criminal

A person no different from the rest

...except that he/she got caught

Boss

Someone who is early when you are late

Politician

One who shakes your hand before elections

and your Confidence after

DOCTOR

A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

Smile

A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth

Etc.

A sign to make others believe that you know more

than you actually do

Committee

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit

to decide that nothing can be done together

Experience

The name men give to their mistakes

Atom Bomb

An invention to end all inventions

School

A place where Parents pay and children play

Life Insurance

A contract that keeps you poor all your life

so that you can die Rich

Nurse:

A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills

Marriage

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree

and a woman gains her masters

Divorce

Future tense of Marriage