Confused Arab

A young Arab asks his father ;



- "Father, what is this weird headgear we are wearing ?”


- “Why,... it's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun” said the father.


- “And what is this type of clothes that we are wearing ?”


- “It's a "djbellah" because in the hot desert it protects our body” said the father.


- “And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ?”


- “These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet in the hot desert, son” explained the father.


- “Tell me papa…”


- “Yes, my son ?”

- “Then, why the fuck do we live in London . . . ? ? ? ”