Husband vs Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E?


It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!


Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?


Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you