Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower
is defeated by feminine waterpower
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on
Criminal
A person no different from the rest
...except that he/she got caught
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence after
DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Yawn
The only time some married men ever
get to open their mouth
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit
to decide that nothing can be done together
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions
School
A place where Parents pay and children play
Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich
Nurse:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters
Divorce
Future tense of Marriage
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