Maz Jobrani is Jimmy Vestvood

Deer Mister eSteven eSpeelberg,

Hello sir. My name is Jimmy. Jimmy Vestvood. Like Klint Eastvood, but Vestvood. I know you must be ram-jam-packed, so I vill gonna cut the chase. I have a story that is made for Hollyvood, even though it takes place in my hood, Vestvood:

One day I vas delivering a Persian rug to a rich V.I.P. customer in Beverly Hills and there she vas, like a varm summer breeze on a cold vinter night - except it vas day. I thought that I vas halluminating. Her name vas Marcy. Marcy Monroe. She vas a cross between Sharon eStone, Rita Hayvorth and the vife of President Sarkozy from France. Oh-oh-oh-oh!!

Vhen I told her that besides delivering rugs, I also do private-investigating, she hired me to stalk her husband vho vas cheating on her vith his bombshell Brazilian mistress. Little did I know that she vas double-crossing me over and setting me up in a supertacular murder mystery vith a tvist, like that Albert Hitchcock film, "Vhere To Go".

So anyvell, I am writing this letter to see if you vould vant to direct the scriptplay of my story. Trust me, you vill gonna vin the Oskar avard if you do, but if you are too busy to direct, then you are velcome to produce it executively. I tink ve can make it for around 1.5 million U.S. dollars, give or take one or two million.

My typewriter is running out of ink so let me just say that I look very much forvard to hearing from you. Feel free to contakt me, day or night, rain or sunshine. I vill gonna be vaiting for your call.

Tank you and god beless you,

Jimmy Vestvood

p.s. your shark movie vas a big hit in my country