Men are like a fine wine
They all start out like grapes
and it's our job to stomp on them
and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner with
Friday, August 14, 2009
Men are like a fine wine
Men are like a fine wine
They all start out like grapes
and it's our job to stomp on them
and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner with
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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, 'I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!' 'That's right!' shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. 'I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!' 'That's right!' shouted the little girl. The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, little johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. 'Is it wine?' she asked. 'No, ' little johnny answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. 'Is it champagne?' she asked. 'No, ' he answered. Finally, the teacher said, 'I give up. What is it?'Little johnny replied, 'A puppy!'
ReplyDeletewomen think they are as smart as men?
looooooooooooooooooool
ReplyDeleteEeeeeeee Comment avali esmamo yadam raft benevisam, anyway shoma in matlabo kamel nazashti, aslesh az inja shoroo mishe ke ...
ReplyDeleteWomen are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the
ground, that aren't as good, but easy.......
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along. The one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
And remember ... Men are like a fine wine.
They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to
stomp the crap out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.
Ressan
Motmaen boodam in comment az dooste khoobam Ressan jan hast lol
ReplyDeleteYou said it all loooooooooooooooool